I GOT DA BIGGEST DICK IN DA HOOD

LEMME JUS GIV YALL A LIL BACKGROUND ON HOW I CAME TO BE DA NIGGA WIT DA BIGGEST DICK IN DA HOOD, ON MY BLOCK TO BE SPECIFIC, 23nd N SYCAMORE ST. THE DOBERMAN PROEJCTS, WUTCHU NIGGAZ KNOW. ANYWAYS, BACK IN DA DAY DER WUZ DIZ ONE BITCH DAT ALWAYZ SUKED HELLA NIGGAZ DICKS IN DA HOOD, WELL ONE DAY ABOUT 6 OR 7 OF DA MAIN BIG NIGGAZ FROM DA HOOD, INCLUDING ME, DECIDED TO RUN DA TRAIN ON DIZ BITCH, SO WE ALL UP IN DA ROOM, WE ALL TAKE OUR PANTZ OFF, REVIELING OUR DIKZ, THEN I LOOK AROUND, AND PRETTY SOON ALL EYEZ R ON ME, I GUEZZ MY DICK WUZ DA BIGGEST IN DA ROOM, SO I GOT TO HIT IT FIRZT. IT WUZ KOO, I SKEETED TWICE, EVER SINCE THEN ALL DA BITCHEZ N NIGGAZ FROM DA HOOD KNOW I GOT DA BIGGEST DICK, ITE THEN, LATE

- TWAN